QUESTIONS IN THE NEWS TODAY.
Here are some of the questions we've been asked about today's stories on More4 News, and are trying to answer.
Only if it says something REALLY offensive about your mother.
Is that plesiosaur fossil they dug up an ancestor of the Loch Ness monster?
Possibly, but don't say so to Nessie unless you want a headbutt.
What can the Home Office do to keep illegal immigrants out?
Stop employing cleaners.
Can the US secretary of state's current peace mission resolve the conflict in the Middle East?
Don't be funny.