Morning meeting. Ten journalists struggle through the day's agenda. We cover Hezbollah. We touch on drugs classification. We even talk about Mel Gibson and his faux pas. Then we mention the eggs story.
Apparently, some bright (no-doubt egg-head) boffin has come up with an egg that tells you when it is cooked (by the use of some heat sensitive dye). The story is dismissed.
"Not a four minute piece", someone offers.
"A bit too soft", says another.
Delia Smith is not available for comment, but rumour has it she is eggsasperated...