Tony Blair has won the backing of an unlikely group. Not the Militant Trotskyists who were kicked out of Labour in the 1980s, but The Church of the Militant Elvis.
They're picketing the conference, calling for the PM to stay on. They claim to have evidence of a Brownite plot to tax Elvis Impersonators. A case of Suspicious Minds, perhaps? Or maybe Cherie's the name of his latest flame?